Catholic Coffee Morning

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a...

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products...

Golden Wedding - The Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.   Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.   "Well, it dates back...

Fairy Tales

A child asks his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once upon a time?'" His mother answers, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I'll be working late at the office tonight.'" "Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that ?" "He used to."...

Deer For Dinner

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The...

China Called On 9/11...

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

It Was Me First Day

A pirate captain was telling his first mate how he got his injuries.   First he points to his peg leg. "You see," he says, "I got thrown overboard in a terrible storm an' a great white shark bit off me leg before I could climb back up."  ...

Now Explain THAT One!

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have...

Blondes Change A Lightbulb

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in...