Tourists

A group of American tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said...

Sex Education

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." ...

Just A Second

Mortal: What is a million years like to you?   God: Like one second.   Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?   God: Like one penny.   Mortal: Can I have a penny?   God: Just a second

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW....

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.   When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.   "Officer,...