Who Was It?

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."

Seenagers (from CJB)

We are Seenagers. (Senior teenagers).         We have everything that we wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.      We don’t have to go to school or work.      We get an allowance (pensions).      We...