Apple Does It Again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about
men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Comments (4)

  1. Somnium

    Once I get old and fat I may qualify for one?

    February 28, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL! Of course… but who says old and fat are synonymous?

      February 28, 2017
  2. Munkyman

    & it’ll be okay for me to act like I’m trying to tune in Tokyo… because maybe I am.

    February 28, 2017
    1. noahbody


      February 28, 2017