Blind Man

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."

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Comments (4)

  1. SEC

    What’s a man to do when he pokes something at his wife in fun and she takes him seriously?

    February 10, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL! Indeed…. that’s seriously all right. I like that question… particularly the pokes part.

      February 10, 2017
      1. SEC

        Got that from my dad, it was his response when questioned as to why he had 5 kids

        February 10, 2017
        1. noahbody

          LOL! It is a good one.

          February 10, 2017