Celebrating His 92nd Birthday

An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello, toes!" he said, "How are you, toes? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"

"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger, if you were alive today, you'd be 92."

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Comments (8)

  1. nico44l

    LOL!, funny , wisdom comes with age and takes something in return.

    March 11, 2017
    1. noahbody

      Yes it does.

      March 12, 2017
  2. EyeVey

    Lmaooooooo!

    March 11, 2017
    1. noahbody

      March 12, 2017
  3. Bettymom

    Hohohoho!! Poor little Willie.

    March 11, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL!

      March 12, 2017
  4. Munkyman

    Yeah I’ve heard a few variations of this one, my favorite has his wife saying good morning & happy birthday to each part.

    March 11, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL!That would be a good one.

      March 12, 2017