Potty Trained

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. “Just a minute,” I said, thinking of a quick solution. “I’ll put down newspapers.”

“That’s all right, lady,” he responded. “I’m already trained.”

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Comments (4)

  1. Munkyman

    Plastic grocery bags, Thank You Bags is what they’re usually called. One on each foot will take care of all but the largest of feet… Shaq. You can “attach” them by tying the handles over the ankle.

    February 28, 2017
    1. Munkyman

      you can bolt a one or two foot piece of PVC pipe by the back door & put a seat out there & stuff grocery bags up from the bottom until they pop out the top & then you have “clean feet” any time you gotta run inside.

      February 28, 2017
      1. noahbody

        LOL!

        February 28, 2017
    2. noahbody

      LOL!

      February 28, 2017