She Only Wants Her Half Of The Road...

A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on.

One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"

After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage. The police officer asked, "That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road. Why not?

In exasperation, the man turns from his smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"

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Comments (10)

  1. SEC

    but her half was in the middle

    February 13, 2017
    1. noahbody

      Seems like it.

      February 13, 2017
      1. SEC

        I’ve seen some like her

        February 13, 2017
        1. noahbody

          Me too.

          February 14, 2017
  2. EyeVey

    I was watching truck crashes on YouTube the other day! Talk about giving half the road!

    February 13, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL! Some of those are amazing!

      February 14, 2017
  3. Munkyman

    the one in the middle.

    February 13, 2017
    1. noahbody

      yep

      February 14, 2017
  4. Bettymom

    Sounds like she was searching for her half …

    February 14, 2017
    1. noahbody

      she was

      February 14, 2017