Tetanus Shot

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Comments (8)

  1. SEC

    LMAO

    April 08, 2017
    1. noahbody

      April 08, 2017
  2. Munkyman

    & that’s where I’d get into trouble.

    April 08, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL!

      April 08, 2017
  3. jjj22

    When I was born, my parents were old and I was born with red hair . Nobody in the family had red hair. Being upset over this, my Dad ask the Dr what could have happened.. The Dr. answered.. Rust!

    April 08, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LMAO!

      April 09, 2017
  4. Bettymom

    When I got pregnant the second time, my doctor asked me if I’d been dallying with the postman! Luckily, the baby looked exactly like my husband.

    April 09, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL! Yes lucky indeed.

      April 09, 2017