What's the trick?

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Comments (14)

  1. Munkyman

    Seems like a fair if not profitable trade.

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL! Yep!

      March 27, 2017
  2. EyeVey

    Lmaoooo!

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      March 27, 2017
  3. Bettymom

    Maybe she’s already old and deaf – maybe she’s recognizing her husband by smell.

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      olfactory… hmmm… could be.

      March 27, 2017
  4. Munkyman

    You’ve been quiet recently… be well.

    March 30, 2017
  5. serenitytx

    Now that’s funny right there! Lol

    April 02, 2017
    1. noahbody

      April 03, 2017
  6. SEC

    He could have made an honest living teaching that trick

    April 03, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL!

      April 03, 2017
      1. SEC

        April 03, 2017
        1. noahbody

          April 03, 2017
  7. smileyeva

    LOL! I love these hilarious posts! Keep up the good work!

    April 30, 2017