What Will You Do If I Die First?

A couple in their early seventies were discussing their future plans. The husband asked, "What will you do if I die before you?"

The wife thought for a moment before replying, "I will probably look to share a house with three other single or widowed women, maybe people a little younger than me since I am still active for my age. What about you? What will you do if I die first?"

He answered, "Probably the same."

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Comments (7)

  1. Munkyman

    & now we know he’ll die 1st.

    March 26, 2017
    1. EyeVey

      He sealed his fate!

      March 26, 2017
      1. noahbody

        Yep!

        March 27, 2017
    2. noahbody

      LOL!

      March 27, 2017
  2. Bettymom

    The poor slob … he should have known better.

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      LOL!

      March 27, 2017
  3. smileyeva

    LOL!

    April 30, 2017