You boys been drinkin?

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said.

"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

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Comments (14)

  1. SEC

    and K-Mart shoppers the blue-light special is in lane 2

    March 25, 2017
    1. noahbody

      our K-Mart if closing it’s doors in 2 more days.

      March 25, 2017
      1. SEC

        I stopped using the K-Mart out here 10 years ago

        March 25, 2017
        1. noahbody

          My wife has her own parking spot there. She is heartbroken that it’s closing. Now she’ll have to live at Walmart.

          March 26, 2017
          1. SEC

            March 26, 2017
            1. noahbody

              March 26, 2017
  2. sara4ever

    LOL

    March 25, 2017
    1. noahbody

      March 25, 2017
  3. Bettymom

    So, did they get away with it?

    March 25, 2017
    1. noahbody

      I somehow doubt it.

      March 25, 2017
  4. Munkyman

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      March 26, 2017
  5. EyeVey

    Ha ha ha! Great one, just sent it to my brother! Lolol

    March 26, 2017
    1. noahbody

      March 26, 2017